me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
This is how the golden age of piracy ended.
heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
y’all so ruthless lmao.
Favorite line to use in an argument is “I don’t need to take this from someone who sucks toes.”
It shuts down anyone who does suck toes and completely and totally derails and confuses anyone who doesn’t.
Either way I win.
rabbit’s awesome talent
Animal sizes for comparison
Moose
Grey Wolf
Maned Wolf
Sea Otter
Toucan
Grizzly Bear
Polar Bear
Stellar Sea Lion
Cow
Pig
Raven
Black Bear & Bengal Tiger
White-Tailed Deer
Buffalo
Capybara
me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”
THAT COW IS A HORSE.
That first maned wolf is a model.
An Immersive Forest of 60,000 Rainbow Numbers by Emmanuelle Moureaux
Breathtaking!❤️💛💚💙💜
so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
