trees in the wind need to calm down nobody asked you to rustle so much
never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
This is completely accurate.
One time I was at a bus stop downtown and someone had spraypainted “I love my mother” onto the wall.
Beneath it, in tiny letters, was “she loves you too” in sharpie.
oh my god
God bless Canada
i love being canadian
That’s cute. Now go through this: thisiseverydayracism.tumblr.com/tagged/Canada
do people realize by not starting gay weddings with, “queerly beloved” they’re missing a really good opportunity
"queerly beloved, we are gathered here togay"
please love me as much as you love pizza.
I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV
also as an added bonus
i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
I get progressively uglier throughout the day
Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal