"Fuck yo ambitions"
this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny
One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it
just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is
if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to critically wound them
If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage
If people have the right to speak freely then I have the right to silence them permanently.
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
Some more flattering angles.
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
Do y’all know how fucking sad this makes me? leave people alone. This literally made me cry. FUCKING LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE?! I hate this world. Too fucked up, even for me
Don’t you realize? We’re the ones sending intergalactic messages; we’re the ones sending spacecrafts and probes to other planets. We are the aliens. We’ve been fantasizing about ourselves.
Bruh don’t fuck us up with deep thought like that … We ain’t ready
You don’t understand how hard I fucking laughed CHOCOLATE MILK SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE